My finger pauses on the delete button before I empty out the spam folder. Some comments are way too entertaining to flush down the drain.
I can roughly slot them as below –
A] Breathless admirer – This spammer pours every existing superlative adjective on you. You are the next best writer to Lee/ Christie/ Dostoevsky/ Chekov et al. Your every post gives him a literary orgasm, detonates a delightful bomb within his mind (or wherever he likes it detonated).
Of course, it could also be a She.
B] Good Samaritan – A mixture of protective brother/Mom and future best friend Continue reading